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All week I thought we had zero chance, so can't say I'm surprised. The inevitable slide back down the table begins.

... one of my childhood hangouts

Office tea lady

...follow me for more hairdressing tips.

Emerald Airport, QLD - May 2024

Circular Quay, Sydney - 1899

The Commissariat Stores at Circular Quay West, Sydney - 1924

Church Street, Parramatta - circa 1910

The Meccano Set at the intersection of the Hume Highway, Henry Lawson Drive & Woodville Road, Lansdowne - 1963

Mascot Aerodrome, Sydney - 1931

Penshurst Railway Station, Sydney - 1922

AWA Tower, Sydney - 1943

Eddy Avenue ramp, Central Railway Station, Sydney - 1960

George Street from Wynyard Street to Martin Place, Sydney - 1911

Beecroft Road & Bridge Street, Epping - circa 1925

Chester Hill Railway Station - 1926

Sorry I'm late. I sat on my bed in a robe for 30 minutes scrolling on my phone.

What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe.

My wife has like 20% of a conversation in her head before she decides to bring me into it. We can be driving in silence and she'll just be like "and then we'll pick the kids up and go straight from there."

Having a little nap on the sofa before taking myself up to bed for my main sleep. I call that a snors d'oeuvre.

What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally? Sheer Luck Holmes.

Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” Helium doesn’t react.

What do you call a walking mosquito? An itch-hiker.

Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene

I tried a non-alcoholic beer last night and I think I have discovered what my favorite ingredient in beer is.

I met a girl who runs a battery kiosk in the local park. So basically, she sells C cells by the seesaw.

Marvin Gaye used to keep a sheep in his vineyard. He'd herd it through the grapevine.

...after a few buckets of KFC and a Maccas run.

The best thing Braith and his colleagues can do, is to continue critiquing Fatrell's attitude and efforts (or lack there of).

...well, it's not a Gaytime.

...time to unleash the hounds.

This will be yet another incident that the gutless cowards at the NRL who run the protection racket for Fatrell will never hold him to account for.

Perform a disappearing act for Magic Round

For some reason, Boys got a Potato Head, yet the girls got Carrots and cucumbers... For the record, I was never allowed to have a My Potato Head, the likely cause of my PTSD.

Tarax

Australian Army Chinook

The official opening of the electrified rail line to Gosford. Woy Woy, NSW - 1960

The Hill, Sydney Cricket Ground - 1971

Warragamba

Hibernian Building, Sydney - 1928