Dad jokes

[Bulldog Wrestler]

What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally?

Sheer Luck Holmes.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Having a little nap on the sofa before taking myself up to bed for my main sleep.

I call that a snors d'oeuvre.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

My wife has like 20% of a conversation in her head before she decides to bring me into it.

We can be driving in silence and she'll just be like "and then we'll pick the kids up and go straight from there."

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

Sorry I'm late. I sat on my bed in a robe for 30 minutes scrolling on my phone.