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This is, by and large, being driven by a particular player manager, who many would call a parasite. He has a HUGE influence on the Eels

Varane, Sancho and Greenwood are definites. Rashford needs to go. Eriksen too. Casemiro has just fallen off a truck. Mainoo, Garnacho, Onana and Holjund. Build a team around that and off you go. In my eyes, everyone else is expendable.

A lot of talk in the media with regards to who our new manager should be. Some of our former players are calling for ETHs dismissal, and then you have Neville asking for 1 more seasons Southgate rumour is picking up steam, as is Potter and Tuchel talk. Not sure what I want more - about 11 new...

Tuchel is an intesting appointment. I have loved his coaching style since Dortmund - but he’s put every club off that has hired him. Borussia, PSG and Chelsea. Having said that, he has won titles at all clubs. Hard nosed German. Is that any different to a hard nosed Dutch? TBH if they’re...

It’s been the talk for a while now, but I don’t think it has ventured past a rumour.

In breaking news... water is wet

Our attack HAS improved, but is still behind the 8 ball if we really want to contest for a top 8 side. It is our defence that is winning us games at the moment, and if anything - it is our attack that let us down against Souths and Melbourne. It's better than last year - but that not exactly a...

I said caretaker coach not full time

They’ve been entertaining to say the least. Loves to put lipstick on a pig and call it miss universe. Is it deflecting or is it actually signs of brain damage? Who knows

Playing as our 6th string CB. But yeah he’s been poor this season. Can we sack ETH before the FA cup final, and bring Ole as caretaker coach for 1 game?

Is there another LL? Our Lewis would be 27 about now

TBF - there was a lot of stoppages today Having said that, it was heavy under foot, which leads to fatigue.

Whilst you are 100% here - the NRL being the weak-gutted dogs that they are, did not want to implement another rule where the 20m restart had 2 options; 1 a 7-tackle-set, due to kicking dead. And 2 - when opponents drop the ball over the line etc.

There is a second video - but it basically just shows Kenty getting up from the tree - and whilst he's dusting himself off, old mate he was sparring with was brought down by one of Cu.ntys Cohort (not a king hit, more like a tackle). Kent just walked over to the bloke on the ground and gave him...

Kent actually played FG. 1 game for Parra. does that count? Lol

I am guessing guessing But trunks and roots aren’t exactly flat. plus, the bloke is pushing 60, isn’t he?

It was the Suplex into the Tree. Was fucking delicious to watch

CC confirmed they're back after the bye

Mostly family. Cold and flu season started early in this household. Son had Pneumonia a few weeks back, and is still recovering. That and the core reason for coming to this forum (bulldogs related chat) has just gone to shit because it’s unmoderated. also, being banned for calling donkey...

Tbf If we played against Mahoney and he acted this way, we’d want our forwards to put one on his chin. But once they got off the field, Hetherington just went bat shit crazy

Dominated possession but found ourselves behind twice. Bruno came into his own. Cracker morning. We win - not that it mattered. And Liverpool lost. Jizzfest

Wouldn't be the first manager to be sacked days after winning the FA cup.... in the event we somehow muster up a miracle of miracles and win.

Except the average punter loves Mario, and wants Buzz to take a long walk off a short pier.. into a river of flesh-eating fish. But they don't eat his wrinkly ass, they just nibble at him and realise he tastes like 6 week old milk mixed with dog shit.

We're in his head, even when we're irrelevant. I am pretty sure he has watched more United games than I have this year. Suffers from MUDS - Man United Derangement Syndrome.

Just remember.. If Sexton goes, Hutch is guaranteed 7 for the season. Is it worth it?

Seriously - where's my mate donkey fcker.

I just noticed - my mate donkey fker got banned

Still banned from the banter thread because of some sh!t cu.nt mods - so ill just leave this here... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA Barca you fkin flopppppppppppppppps...

Way to give me a stiffy ffs

Some observations I made on our draw, that I only just realised: Until round 18 (excluding bye situations) - every team we face will have at least 1 day extra day turn around. By round 13, we would of faced 4 teams coming off the bye (including 3 weeks in a row in rounds 11, 12 and 13). I know...

Define nearly? Missing our: Starting striker Starting CB Starting LB Starting RB Mason Mount (wherever the fuck he starts) Also - we will be lucky to finish 6th - but I had to come back just to call out the above for your typical shit take. You are right in that we played absolutely...

Nah I think it was server related? Anyway. Cheers boomer for getting me banned.

I was a mod. Go figure. Can't remember why I stopped (I think it was after the initial site shutdown about 10 ish years ago and I stopped posting, so I think i just lost it?) Also - it was a banter thread. Clearly you missed the memo.

Mmmm. I would say cowards. It’s a wonder you love this place so much. Cause they act like a dictatorship

Alright ya commie, calm down

Always thought you were a snowflake.

At least have the decency to ping me... absolute flogs

Which pussy moderator banned me from the banter thread? FFS its a BANTER THREAD

Love the 12 year old mentality “but but but, they would flog your team”

Just saw this. u15s

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-28/matildas-face-backlash-after-loss-to-boys-team/7456458# Albeit 8 years old - here are a bunch of under 15s Newcastle Jets players putting 7 (without reply) against the best of our Tillies

Could it also be a bookie, who stood to make more than the millions on offer?

Please change your name to "King of shit takes"

Post of the fucking year

@CQDog @chemdog @TheSexDogs Sincerest apologies for the delay:

Not the hero we deserved... but one we need...

Thanos is one of few villains whose motivations was on point. I was rooting for the karnt

Explains SO fucking much

Apologies for the late reply:

TBF though - and it I know it was in the minority of cases - but tv shows like Ninja turtles and Power Rangers have always garnered negative attention from watchgroups and parents - alot of which stems from actual violence that occurred by young children, citing such tv shows as their...

Definitely not allowing TV to educate my kids, but it is entertainment for them, but I take your point that there might be some who do otherwise. It's a shame we need to vet every damn show before we allow our kids to watch them is probably my main gripe now. Cocomelon has also taken a woke...

Excellent. So by that logic, I will teach my kids that what is being taught in these shows (as outlined in the OP) is ALL a big joke, and not real. Ie - make believe, pretend.

This thread and everyone in it:

Shola Shoretire and Joe Huegill but they’re a bit raw.

We’re crippled by FFP. Can’t make any significant signings until we reduce wage bill, plus make some sales. We would be signing him on hella reduced wages to play second fiddle to Holjund. All the potential in the world, but the bloke’s the literally definition of a tampon Edit. FWIW. I want...

To quote my 8 year old self… WHAT A FUCKIN ROCK JOB

Random thought: Newcastle have come along way from being affected by AFCON. I remember back in the day when they were MOST affected - Ba, Cisse, Toite, Ameobi. Noticed no players for this year - could do with some luck, it seems!

Fridge? Injured Pogba? Suspended for doping

Dogs RN:

I mean - didnt your club hold onto an alleged rapist for a few years in Naby Keita?

Interesting window ahead: Regulion loan deal terminated by our side - confirmed Varane +1 year offer is now being enacted by the club. Could leave on a free in the summer. Sancho is Dortmund bound on loan Decision yet to be made on Greenwood No incomings at this stage - although it would not...

Tried it now to stream the WSW game live - doesnt come up

Or. Go to sleep at 8 pm Throw a leg over your wife at midnight and hope she reciprocates If she follows suit, hectic - start the new year with a bang . If she doesn’t, that’s 2 min back of your life.

Then why the fuck are you still watching??!!

God we suuuuuck on the plus side - made a bet with a relo. He’s confident we finish top 5. If not, he owes me an all you can eat EJ feed. Gonna starve longer than our recent goal drought

Is this for real? Gonna test this tonight

I can see Newcastle sticking with Howe until end of season and then signing Emery

I don’t think our injuries stack up to yours t Maguire, Varane, Casemiro, Mount, Lindelorf, Martinez, Malacia.. okay now that I’ve written down the list - fuck me, that’s is pretty bad. Am I missing anyone from the Toon? Nick Pope (shoulder), Harvey Barnes (foot), Sandro Tonali (ban), Joe...

Well that’s a change of events. Rashford needs to pull his finger out

Harry Potter bought United?

He just got knocked out of the CL in dead last Hasn’t scored a PL goal in 9(?) halves of football His team is clinging to 10th spot Unless we have sales - Sancho, maybe, we are extremely unlikely to bring in January transfers He’s toast

Hahaha what was the commotion with the first goal? Ironically I was taking out the garbage when we conceded but saw some semblance of a mothers meeting

Seems like that trend has continued on Adam Perry and Luke Patten for mine, followed closely by Grimaldi. Loved the batter mentality

So.. let’s see. Burley confessed we had majority possession (as did I) - but it was more of West Hams lack of press more than our ability to hold the ball. So where was I wrong saying we controlled the ball? We had 65% possession last I saw towards back end of the game - finished with 66%. Not...

We actually controlled the ball well. We had majority of possession. Didn’t have too many gilt-edge chances - although Garnacho should have done more with what was presented to him. We had over 65% possession late in first half but not sure where it ended. We were just shit in the final third...

Typical Boomer mentality. Creeping into senility by the looks of it

I then saw the 4-1 that y’all fucked up tho. Plays into your last point. The return fixture could be a title decider

Just watched highlights from your boys overnight. stonewall pen denied. How the fuck was that not called

It’s taken me a while, but I have proof that you are a closet MU fan. And it’s in your name. The tassie part is probably a reference to marrying your aunty

It is easily one of our weakest squads for any match day, let alone an Asian Cup, in probably a decade. No Mooy, Rogic, Mabil, Kuol, Luongo, Hrustic, Degnek, Leckie, Wright... it really is ushering in some tried blood in recent friendlys. There is a lot of a-league talent in there.. im still...

Yeah. Winning for such a prolonged period makes you sleepy. We're slowly starting to wake now after a few years without a major trophy. Hopefully you and the toon squad will understand that feeling one day.

He's made a few blunders of late. It's just the EFL Cup mate. We won it last year and I celebrated the win by sleeping straight through it.

With our depth in the front row - this kid will be in FG after 1 injury.

ATTN Arsenal fans. You can repay us with a small showing of appreciation. Spoiler alert - you will need these

The game that ended Jamie Lyoness' Eels career.

Feels like a win, boys.

And he’s vaping Sad ****

Momi Bay, Fiji. Overwater bungalow in a lagoon (albeit man-made). Did that for our honeymoon.

And NRL is followed more in 2 of the top 3 states by population. AFL is definitely bigger across the board, but on the east coast - NRL is king

It’s 100% 3

Love him as Holt. was genuinely sad when I heard this. He absolutely monstered that role. He also played Sach (also a cop) in an underrated movie from 20 years ago - Frequency. One of many favourite moments of his: Captain Ray: Are you saying my life matters less because I don't conform to...

Generally any thing else but NRL.com are basically Woman’s Weekly equivalent. Headline, drama chasers or.. makers.

Just give the membership team a call when they're open. Nothing to be concerned about yet. It will work out.

100% agree. They do the same with “Saints”

hahahahhaa Bunch of flogs.