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How good does it feel to know we're going to.give a game a real shake? It's been so f'n long, fair dinkum.

And ice-cream with a tiny spoon so you feel like you have more

Nah, just small bites, a mm at a time to make it last longer. Maybe that's just how I learned to eat 'em as a kid because we were dirt poor?

I think this was like a mini grand final for the tigpies, they had to try to stop the rot and when they realised they couldn't keep to that level for the whole game, shit went out the window for them and they lost the plot

I've seen shitloads of little blokes flog bigger fellas, don't know why, it almost like they've got the same amount of anger, just compressed into a smaller body so it comes out more powefully

We gonna blow these pussys away like they're a bunch of foam kittens

Okay, so Mark Beavan played 3 games as 5/8 for East's in 1984, and retired at the end of the season

I was telling my wife this last night in bed, she just shook her head and said "You're a scientist, you're not supposed to believe this sort of thing" I said "this is more important than science, this is clear proof we'll win it all this year!"

That old feeling is starting to come back, where I'm excited from 4pm Tuesday through til game day

I'm going to sue my wife and daughters.

I can't help but notice that they used the article as an opportunity to remind everyone of the Coffs Harbour bullshit as well. Scumbag journos will always be scumbags I guess...

Normally when dogs have ticks it's a bad thing, but not this week!

If we flog them by about 40 I think, we get 11th spot on the table. Dare to dream boys, we could go a long way with a big win today!

Oh shit, me too. It's such a foreign feeling after so many bleak years, but now after the roosters and storm games, I have the feeling we'll compete well and be in the game til the end

Because in 50 short minutes we all get to forget about interest rates, cyclones, the cost of milk, tax cuts, and whatever else bad is going on and watch the team.

I don't know about you all, but to me this offseason has felt too long. Bloody keen to see the lads play tonight.

Blake Fingers-in was there for a bit too right?

I reckon tomorrow at 5.30, when the list is updated, we'll see Avo, Hoffman and Hughes drop out; Skelton will move to wing outside Alamoti, Burns will takes Avo's centre spot. Then we'll have KO and Topine as the extras, ready for 4.30 Saturday, when Flanno is dropped from the side.

Maybe he means that Kyle will still wear the number 6 jersey, sulking in the corner when KO runs out before kickoff?

@Flanagun that which can be claimed without evidence, can be dismissed without consideration. The onus is on you to produce the stats, not make others go find them

Max King shot down a plane once by pointing his finger at it and shouting out "bang!"

I think CC will have them ready mentally this week, they wont take the tigpies lightly. In that vein, thinking that we'll put em to the sword, let's have some predictions on how Kiraz, Avo and Foxx will go

Does Luai do anything? I just see him hanging around yelling at the opposition

Wow. What a surprise selection by CC. Coaching masterstroke right there. Seibold is in 2023, CC is in 3023. Bulldog specials this week, Sea Eagle going to get pumped.

Bulldog lock for top 8 if that lineup clicks and stays healthy. Masterstroke by CC IMO

Let's go Birds! Wooooooo

Is a Soul Captain like a Soul Brother?

He became the next SBW, didn't he?

Before Armpit we recruited Willie Tonga and Bobcat, so I think they may have been a bigger loss for the scums

Must have been hard for Fittler to choose Burton over Klemmer, Davey boy Oh wait, those darts didn't hit either, did they?

Lol at the Facebook commenters now complaining about our salary cap

If he messes up before 2024, I assume his contract is null and 'roid?

Why wasn't the article title "Xerri's off to the Berries" Do editors no longer appreciate a good rhyme?!

Be fcuked if I want anything that gives me that withered old drunkard

Headlines if he had a bender: "All over the Schoupp" "Schoupp cops chop for non-stop bar hop" "Don't Schoupp me now, I'm having a good time"

And the players the people think we should sign will be a hooker, a winger and a running five-eigth

Yeah, totally. The bigger the profile, the more attractive it is to mock them. Add in the relative anonymity that the internet affords, and a large audience, and you get otherwise nice, reasonable people becoming total d!ckwads. Turning the other cheek or ignoring it is all well and good, but...

In Okunbor's defence, it felt like for the last week for every post that was constructive criticism of him, there were two more that contained an insult or personal attack. I think even the best of us would struggle reading things like that about ourselves, even those who claim otherwise. So I...

I start dinner at kickoff, and take the first half to cook, then make every one eat in the 15 mins at half time, then take the 2nd half to wash up and clean the kitchen. All the while I have the laptop on the bench with the volume right up.. But the wife and kids don't have to cook or clean...

We haven't had a good, experienced specialist centre since JMoz, and even he was injury prone, so I think Burns is worth a shot.

Holy crap, waking up on a Monday after a win, even an ugly win, feels glorious.

HT: Cows 12 - Dogs 6 FT: Cows 12 - Dogs 18 MOTM: Dufty First Try Scorer: Holmes

By the time he drags his cirrhotic sack of flesh into his bed in the gutter each night, the old drunkard doesn't remember which brand of metho he drank with lunch that day, so you would be right I think.

Damn, I thought we still 29 not including Tui

So, does that mean we've got spots in the 30 for Kikau and Mahoney now?

What time is the panfers parade today? It'd be interesting to see the reaction to Kikau

But without their pant-es, they're just the Penrith hr

I remember reading that even though these levies are in place, the govt still ends up paying far more in healthcare costs for treating the various problems that arise from excess smoking and drinking. Increasing the taxes for the unvaxxed would be a start, but I reckon there would still be a...

You've all got to work on your puns You can't just add 'flop' somewhere in the surname and have it roll off the tongue. Try Partial-King, Arsehole-King, or Farcical-King

I dunno, any thread where Davey Holland has a crack at something would be there. In terms of thread size, Elliot's sacking is a big one from recent memory

Yeah, I'm only a short walk from the stadium. I'm definitely going next Sunday when we play the Sharks, unsure about tomorrow.

That was pie eater, I'd say, the fat bastard never met a pie he wouldn't eat. Throwing 'em away is not his go.

How do you pronounce Topine and Schoupp? I've heard different ways from different people

DWZ is out!

Where's Pea?

First? Elliot Most? Cotric First to let one in? DWZ

Plus from what I've read and heard when he's spoken to reporters, he's played a straight bat at questions about that incident, saying it's a private matter and he's going to talk about football. So that says the parasitic media are seeking his comments and trying the bait and switch to ask...

I think Burton is now certain And for Ogden it's curtains So all week we'll be lurkin' And when it's announced We'll be smirkin'

Why don't we increase points from a try to 6, then lower conversions to 1, then make penalty goals worth 3, and if you get tackled ingoal that gives the opponent 2 points, oh and while we're at it, let's allow forward passes...

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Well, that's a perfect new avatar. Thankyou very much

I think the pattern is a street map of Canterbury

If Burton is making his decision on playing NRL in his preferred position, he'll come to us. If it's about developing his game with TBaz, he'll come to us. If it's about money, he'll come to us. If it's about loyalty, he'll stay.

Where does the 1/6 play? Close to the 5/8? Or more close to the 3/4 line?

Did Burton, Cheese and Foxx like his insta photo?

Shit he is a bloke with some charisma. How long since we've had a coach who can hold a convo like that and sound good the whole time? Rothfield and co will have to make up a shitload of rumours next year to make us look bad, because TBaz will have everyone swooning

Lewis is a little bit like Stephen Bradbury in that everyone else better wasn't in his way. The difference of course is that Lewis has never actually won anything, and probably never will. Maybe there's a superstar in him, waiting for a coach to find it - but I think someone will create a...

Typical. We shed players and get accused of not showing loyalty. Parra dumps more players and it's a "freshen up". No wonder I don't go to news sites.

Well, if someone had time, they could look at the Wikipedia pages of any suspects and check the past edit notes. They list what was removed or reverted. She mentions having to have alerts set up.

This. Also, when asked 'Do you think it's alright I f**K your passed out friend?' What sort of "friend" says 'sure'?

I once tripped on a rug as I was leaving a place, and the bouncer pushed me out, because I was "clearly pissed" in his words My reply, " I was going anyway, idiot"

I heard that Pricey took Tolman aside and said that because of his service to the club he can have some extra time to clean his out. He gets until Sunday the 4th.

Philadelphia Eagles and Liverpool. F*CK the NRL until next year

Davey boy seems to treat the spelling and punctuation as if they are salt, pepper and tomato sauce at the dinner table. Just whack 'em in anywhere, it'll be good, he thinks.

So, you put a comma both before and after Tolman, so the way this reads given your punctuation and grammar is that Tolman should watch this space as the dogs are signing a prop, and then it sounds like Sue is saying 'a decent prop will be signed', as "going" can be used colloquially to mean...

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My old man drove trucks in the Sydney area in the '70s and lived in Belmore. He got to drinking with a couple of the first graders and watched them play once or twice. He then had me and my 3 brothers and we were instructed that our team was the Bulldogs and we had no other option. I've now...

Well at least it's not long before the NFL starts. C'mon Philadelphia!

He's covered in spiders or something, they just don't want to hold onto him

Someone make a banner stealing a slogan from every law firm: NO WIN, NO PAY

There was a time, long ago it feels like, that I expected us to win every time we played. I don't ever feel like that now. My dad and mum would be rolling in their graves

So a team that did four fifths of fùck-all managed to beat the team that had it there to win? Tigers are shiiiiiit

How many errors can a team produce? Seriously, we won't get the spoon because these clowns have got it in the bag

I'd say that 2008's 1.Crisp 6.Holdworth 7.Roberts 9.Groom Would be a worse bunch

Well after the way the Broncs and TPJ played, the Cowboys with their much celebrated pack had no answers. I don't think anyone would have had any answers, so I'm praying it was the same last week vs the warriors in our case. So bouncing back tomorrow is a big possibility in that case, and if not...

My prediction: Bulldogs 18 Warriors 10 MOM RTS Tryscorers Smith, RTS, Holland

1. Roosters 2. Cowboys 3. Rabbitohs 4. Broncos 5. Storm 6. Bulldogs 7. Sharks 8. Titans 9. Raiders 10. Knights 11. Panthers 12. Warriors 13. Dragons 14. Tigers 15. Sea Eagles 16. Eels Minor Premiers: Roosters Wooden Spooners: Eels Premiers: Cowboys

I have my '95 retro jersey ready and waiting, and there's a good chance I'll wear it all week if we win.

https://www.bulldogs.com.au/news/2018/11/20/gallery-tuesday-training/ I'm liking these daily photos. Question: Does RFMinem look bigger?

So what does that mean for Mbye? Because Darius will follow Skeletor to the tigpies surely

How many has Martin kicked in a row so far?

Well the 19 man squad has olive and toomaga in it still as well as Martin, so my guess is someone is backing up from ISP to NRL today

Oh man, if only we had a couple more madmen like Shrek nowadays..

Oh shit, that forward pack.....

I hate to be that guy, but the first sperm is not always the one that fertilizes the egg. It normally begins the process of drilling a hole in the ovum, and some sneaky bastard at the back comes in when the first few are knackered, and slips it's way into becoming a human. We're all essentially...

The NRL stopped using the Mcintyre system in 2011. The current system is called The NRL finals system, which is strange because it's a copy of the AFL finals system, so I don't know why the NRL claims it as their idea.

If Hayne to the Titans has taught us anything, it's that the media can run stories about something for months (hayne to parra, rona to wa) saying it's going to happen, yet be more so far off the mark it's not funny. I'd say this is just to sell some papers and get some website clicks

Well everyone, with BMoz being the weapon we all knew he was, how do we think he'll do against the cows?

I could watch that over and over again. It never gets old.