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My mum has a yellow Hillman one of these growing up. On in the early eighties when Parramatta got in the grand final the kid next door got some electrical tape and spelt out “up the eels” all over the car. Not the right team I know, but funny story growing up.

I agree we need another 7. Sexton was on fire in reserves last week supposedly so I'm surprised he didn't get the start last night. I think Chad Townsend would be good for us, he's not signed yet for next year with the Cowboys. Given how little amount of halves are out there, he's one of our...

This is my observation after tonights game. I personally think we don't take enough risks in games. What do you guys think? Seriously, all I see is when we get to the 5th tackle, Burton puts up more bombs. Yes we are running a bit more, but if you look at all champion sides they had players that...

TPJ is such a lazy player, I can't see the Storm changing his attitude to hard work. Glad he wanted to leave us, deadwood I'm afraid. Such a waste of talent, if only he would put his hand up for hard work.

Townsend would be ideal. Have a look at some of his YouTube videos to show he has a good level of discipline and very much a team player, on and off the field. We someone older, the young guys aren’t going to cut it yet until they get some assistance, guidance. Leadership would help us in the...

I used to work there for 2 years. The best job I ever had. Met so many people too.

Yep even Coke.

My favourite out of all fireworks. Don’t ask me why, but I have awesome memories of these. Thanks

Still the best way to drink milk. Tasted so much better, don’t you all think?

The pot calling the kettle black. He can’t talk, he pissed off on a plane whilst he still was contracted to the bulldogs. I remember when a radio host got the call, he said he has it on good authority that SBW is getting on a plane today (I think it was to France), the radio host doubted it was...

How sad, neighbours can be a pain in the ass. Hope it works out. Neighbour must be lonely and nothing better to do with their time.

Totally agree, but Hetherington is a fire cracker waiting to go off. If only he could control himself.

Why did the Invisible Man decline the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician? He could never see eye to eye with his patients.

What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.

I hung a picture up on the wall the other day. Some would say that I nailed it.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team? Because she kept running away from the ball!

Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst.

My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!

My mum died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

Love it, never seen that before.

A husband and wife were getting ready for bed. The wife was standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a long, hard look at herself. “You know,” she says. “I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging out a...

A man went to the supermarket and was there for about five minutes. When he came out he found a motorcycle policeman writing a parking ticket. So the man went up to him and said: “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?” The officer ignored the man and continued writing the ticket. So...

A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?” The man replied, “These are my penguins. They belong to me.” “You need to take them to the zoo,” the policeman said. The next day...

Penrith will be rebuilding shortly. Too many leaving with experience.

a blonde desperately wanted to win the lottery. So she prayed to God one day and asked him to help her win the lottery. The next morning the blonde woke up and she didn't win. So she prayed to God again asking to win the lottery. She reasoned that she'll use the money to do a lot of good and...

A uni student first year decided to try out for the rugby league team. “Can you tackle?” asked the coach. “Watch this,” said the student, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it into splinters. “Wow,” said the coach. “I’m impressed. Can you run?” “Of course I can...

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never...

Why did the cross-eyed Teacher lose her job? She couldn’t control her Pupils.

Little Johnny's family is sitting at the dinner table. Father, "Can you please pray for dinner!" Little Johnny, "Dear God. Please, please send clothes for all those poor ladies on Dad’s computer. Amen!"

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

The doctor gave the 85 year old man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man...

A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death” He turned around and said “So you want me to stay?”

Two hikers were walking through the woods when they suddenly confronted a giant bear. Immediately, one of the men took off his boots, pulled out a pair of track shoes, and began putting them on. “What are you doing?” cried his companion. “We can’t outrun that bear, even with jogging shoes.”...

Yes I know mate, but this is just for jokes. Dad jokes can be short and different too. Still funny I agree though. Just thought I’d add something a little different.

Anyone know any funny jokes. I will start off. “I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except for one person.”