I don't wanna rock and roll all night anymore. An hour is fine. Two tops.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,145 Reaction score 101,883 Thursday at 10:58 AM #5,601 I don't wanna rock and roll all night anymore. An hour is fine. Two tops.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,145 Reaction score 101,883 Thursday at 10:58 AM #5,602 You expect me to believe my son dried these tomatoes?
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,145 Reaction score 101,883 Thursday at 10:59 AM #5,603 My grandpa always said, “Fight fire with fire.” Great man. Terrible firefighter.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,145 Reaction score 101,883 Thursday at 10:59 AM #5,604 How does Darth Vader like his coffee? On the dark side.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,145 Reaction score 101,883 Thursday at 10:59 AM #5,605 If my wife and I did a cooking show it would just be her telling me I'm in the way.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,145 Reaction score 101,883 Yesterday at 11:26 AM #5,606 Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,145 Reaction score 101,883 Yesterday at 11:26 AM #5,607 Why does my wife always wait until I'm at the opposite end of the house before asking me to 'Merm frner mernferr brnerfer!'?
Why does my wife always wait until I'm at the opposite end of the house before asking me to 'Merm frner mernferr brnerfer!'?
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,145 Reaction score 101,883 Yesterday at 11:26 AM #5,608 My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table. I had to get a running start, but I made it.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,145 Reaction score 101,883 Yesterday at 11:27 AM #5,609 A colourblind friend insists that all apples are yellow. I told him that was bananas.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,145 Reaction score 101,883 Yesterday at 11:28 AM #5,610 I rush home so quick after work, like I’m late for the house.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,145 Reaction score 101,883 Yesterday at 11:28 AM #5,611 Apart from “life is short,” what other lines do you use before making bad decisions?
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,145 Reaction score 101,883 Yesterday at 11:29 AM #5,612 Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? He's still in the cast.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,145 Reaction score 101,883 Yesterday at 11:29 AM #5,613 I got fined by the city for illegally fixing the potholes on the streets by my house. I can’t really blame them though. It was my own asphalt.
I got fined by the city for illegally fixing the potholes on the streets by my house. I can’t really blame them though. It was my own asphalt.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,145 Reaction score 101,883 Yesterday at 11:29 AM #5,614 NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They're calling it the Apollo G.