My cloning experiments finally paid off. I'm so excited, I'm beside myself.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 2, 2024 #5,521 My cloning experiments finally paid off. I'm so excited, I'm beside myself.
belmore_utd Pro Golf Hack Joined Feb 10, 2008 Messages 7,317 Reaction score 7,868 May 2, 2024 #5,522 So cold I seen a dog this morning trying to jump start another dog
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 2, 2024 #5,523 Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 2, 2024 #5,524 I have one arm but I also have two arms. And while I don't have three arms, I do have forearms.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 2, 2024 #5,525 I would pay for an app that just had a gentle voice come on every 10 minutes or so and say, “Hey... stop clenching your jaw.”
I would pay for an app that just had a gentle voice come on every 10 minutes or so and say, “Hey... stop clenching your jaw.”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 2, 2024 #5,526 What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 2, 2024 #5,527 A black hole walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks if he’d like to see a food menu. The black hole says, “No thanks, I’m a light eater.”
A black hole walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks if he’d like to see a food menu. The black hole says, “No thanks, I’m a light eater.”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 2, 2024 #5,528 Am giving away a legless parrot for free. No perches necessary.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 2, 2024 #5,529 Don’t know who needs to hear this but no one is actually sorry to have missed your call.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 3, 2024 #5,530 Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it seems to go!
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 3, 2024 #5,531 Two WiFi Engineers got married. The wedding was so so but the reception was amazing.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 3, 2024 #5,532 Instead of water, I put redbull in the the back of my coffee maker this morning. I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.
Instead of water, I put redbull in the the back of my coffee maker this morning. I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 3, 2024 #5,533 A guy tried to sell me a coffin. I told him that's the last thing I need.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 3, 2024 #5,534 You know when donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That's what it's like having kids.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 3, 2024 #5,535 Who can drink 5 litres of petrol and not get sick? Jerry Can.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 3, 2024 #5,536 The 'are you a robot' challenges on websites are getting so difficult nowadays. Every time I encounter one, I get so nervous I start sweating coolant.
The 'are you a robot' challenges on websites are getting so difficult nowadays. Every time I encounter one, I get so nervous I start sweating coolant.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 3, 2024 #5,537 Green is my all time favourite color. I love it even more than blue and yellow combined.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 3, 2024 #5,538 Grocery store clerk: Did you find everything ok today? Me, who couldn't find the tortillas after 30 minutes of searching: Yes.
Grocery store clerk: Did you find everything ok today? Me, who couldn't find the tortillas after 30 minutes of searching: Yes.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 3, 2024 #5,539 That song "We're Not Gonna Take It" came out 40 years ago but I feel like we have, in fact, continued to take it.
That song "We're Not Gonna Take It" came out 40 years ago but I feel like we have, in fact, continued to take it.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,580 Reaction score 103,034 May 3, 2024 #5,540 I never make the same mistake twice. I make it a bunch of times just to be sure.