Got a couple of sock puppets for sale. nyone interested in taking them off my hands?
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 21, 2024 #5,421 Got a couple of sock puppets for sale. nyone interested in taking them off my hands?
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 21, 2024 #5,422 Not sure if my sister knows any geography. But Alaska.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 21, 2024 #5,423 To the thief that stole my pack of Red Bull: How do you sleep at night?
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 21, 2024 #5,424 My son asked, “Dad, am I adopted?” I replied, “Yeah but they kept sending you back.”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 21, 2024 #5,425 Which nut is the angriest? The pissed-achio.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 21, 2024 #5,426 Drinking water through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 21, 2024 #5,427 I'm trying to remember what the French word for white is, but my mind just keeps going blanc.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 21, 2024 #5,428 My wife told me she's making a trail mix without any raisins or M&M's. I said, "Well that's just nuts."
My wife told me she's making a trail mix without any raisins or M&M's. I said, "Well that's just nuts."
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 22, 2024 #5,429 Did you hear about the mute chicken? It didn't give a cluck. (Sorry about the fowl language).
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 22, 2024 #5,430 What's the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office? If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
What's the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office? If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 22, 2024 #5,431 Accepted a position making crystal balls. I could totally see my future in it.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 22, 2024 #5,432 I did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 97 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.
I did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 97 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 22, 2024 #5,433 A friend of mine was having a hard paying their water bill, so I sent them a get well soon card.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 23, 2024 #5,434 To all the people who always said I'd never amount to anything because of my procrastination: Just you wait.
To all the people who always said I'd never amount to anything because of my procrastination: Just you wait.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 23, 2024 #5,435 We started a band and called it "Books". So no one can judge us by our covers.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 23, 2024 #5,436 “Doctor, doctor! I keep dreaming that I'm a goat!” Doctor: “How long has this been going on for?” “Ever since I was a kid…”
“Doctor, doctor! I keep dreaming that I'm a goat!” Doctor: “How long has this been going on for?” “Ever since I was a kid…”
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 23, 2024 #5,437 My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 23, 2024 #5,438 Dad jokes leave me numb. But maths jokes leave me number.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 23, 2024 #5,439 What brand of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 50,143 Reaction score 101,861 Apr 23, 2024 #5,440 I was once so broke that I couldn’t even pay my electric bill. Those were the darkest days of my life.
I was once so broke that I couldn’t even pay my electric bill. Those were the darkest days of my life.